Your Wipe Outs

Post your wipe outs!!! I have fallen so many times so its fun to look back and laff and say: wow i was dumb or wow that was funny or y did I think of doing that…

My worst wipe outs are the following:

1. I bombed a hill when I was just beginning and i got speed wobble. I jumped off and hit a car.

2. I tried a weird pop shove it variation where u cross ur legs. I fell right on my arm and scraped 2 layers off my elbow

3. I was playing basketball and slipped on sand. I cut my jeans completely and hit my knee. Later I was skating and hit it again.

I’ll post more when they come (which they will…).

20 Responses to “Your Wipe Outs”

  1. One time, at my school, I had a classmate named “Miranda” and she was so annoying, and one time she was the annoyingest, which is what i’m gonna talk about right now, when she was talking, I quietly said “Stop talking!” and the stupid Miranda didn’t hear me, so then I cried, and the teacher said “What’s wrong?” and then I told what happened and stuff like that.

  2. Do you know club penguin? (cp) the link to the game is right here http://www.clubpenguin.com

    Ty’s Comment: Dude, I used to play CP and I quit. I got bored of it I am a teenager…

  3. ryanrocks201 Says:

    dude my worst wipeout was umm ….. gosh its hard to think ive had so many! umm but the worst i would have to say was when i was on my trailer with my skateboard and i had a long pole also and i got the pole andthere was a tree and i stuck one side in the tree and the other side on my trailer and it looked like i could boardslide it to the tree then i would jump off my skateboard and jump on the tree but this turned out DIFFERENT! lol this is what happened i ollied on the rail (pole) and one of my feet was pushing to much weight on 1 side of my board which made me flyin down to the ground and landed on my head! luckily i didnt have any really big savier injuries lol.

    Ty’s Comment: OUCH! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!

  4. my worst wipe out was when i was baking and i tripped and broke a ham.

    Ty’s Comment: A hamstring or a ham? Just wondering.

  5. ryanrocks201 Says:

    yeah dude it hurt alright! lol

    Ty’s Comment: Hehehehehehehe!

  6. a ham, like pork, when everyone of my family members was over

  7. but the ham was good.

  8. thepigdog Says:

    Pork? The pig is pork!

  9. Ohhh, my biggest wipeout, about a week ago. I popped an ollie REALLY god dang high, and just wiffed. My brothers was when he was 8(9 now, I am 10)he tried to do an ollie off of our driveway at the end, fell off and broke his leg.

    Ty’s Comment: Ouch! (Ouch is the weirdest word ever, btw.)

  10. Ya I know! Lol

  11. my worst wipeout was when I was 11 I think
    I wasn’t very good at skateboarding and couldn’t really drop in very well, but I tried, didn’t step down hard enough with my left foot (I’m regular footed) and slipped, and landed on my head but at least I didn’t break anything :) I couldn’t move my neck for like 2 weeks though….

  12. I pulled a metal chair on my head, owwww.
    »Adam«

    Ty’s Comment: Yeah but that was what 10 years ago???

  13. drkshadow17 Says:

    My worst wipeout was when i was riding my skateboard on my driveway and the i slipped off and the skateboard rolled into my garage and knocked down all the lawn stuffs in there and i scraped up my arms and legs.

  14. My worst wipe out so far, was when i was practicing the trick you taught me, i flipped the board but jumped way to late and i was really close to the wall bend my house, and the board hit the wall and flew back at me right in the shins. It hurt really bad, i still have a huge cut. I messed up on the kick and jump because i tripped on moss i didn’t see very well. :)

  15. Like 3 days ago I was trying to pull off a 5-O grind on a rail in my neighborhood. I fell and got the side of my face scrapped. :lol:

  16. A loooong time ago my sister convinced me to put on rollerblades and hold onto a jump-rope attached to her bike. Not a good idea. We went down a golf cart path really fast. At the end, there’s this turn. Well, my sister forgot that I was behind her, so she took the sharp turn on her bike. I, behind her, got pulled onto a gravel path and scratched up my knees really bad. I couldn’t walk for a few days. I really don’t do anything dangerous. I’m sensible, and that might be the reason I haven’t broken any bones. Knock on wood.

  17. My newest one is me and my frends were being morons and we were going down our hill on our backs. (i told u we were being morons lol) and they yelled CAR!! (they were lying) so i turned, slid off my back, and my ***** hit a pole and i was going like 20 mph

    Ty: Oww. Sorry to edit but ya no…

  18. ok my worst wipe out i was doing a drop in off a stair on to a ramp and my trucks were to loose and the board flipped on i broke my arm because i didnt have my footing right and it was like 6 years ago when i was 10 i didnt come to this site first

  19. I have had tons of wipeouts! I’ll share a few.

    1. I do something called aggressive inline skating. That is roller skating, but grinding and doing tricks. So when I was first learning I was grinding a reail but then I tried to a switch-up (2 grinds on one rail). Not a smart thing for a beginner. So I was switching my feet and fell off, flipped, landed on my ankle which really hurt it, and then landed on my head!

    2. I was at the skatepark and was grinding rails so I wanted to do a higher rail so since I am pretty small and the skates put on alot of weight so I barely made the railand then it was the type of rail that start big and goes down to a little smaller and because of the type of grind I was doing (a sould grind. I can’t really explain it) I positioned my foot wrong and fell and really messed up my legs.

    3. Ok last one! I was starting to skate down ramps and then start grinding. I was doing fine, but then my brother made me a bet that I couldn’t skate down this really really steep ramp and land a fahrvergnugen on a rail. So I went down but instead of leaning foward I leaned back and scraped up my butt and leg really bad

    Ty: owwwwwww

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