Ty's Blog

By Ty

When I was

A young boy

My grandpa

Took me into the diner

To see the cakes and pies

He said, “Son when, you grow up, would you protect the cakes and pies from all the heavy eaters, young and old?”

He said, “Will you preheat them, the donuts and all the pastries and suppers, before they should be made?”

“Because one night, I’ll forget you,
FOREVER and send you a silly note:
To make fresh lemonade…”

“When I was

A young boy

My grandpa

Took me into the diner

To see the cakes and pies

He said, ‘Son when, you grow up, would you protect the cakes and pies from all the heavy eaters, young and old?’”

Sometimes I get that feeling; he’s cooking close to me

And other days I feel like I don’t know

And before it all, the pie would fall, the sweet tooth’s in the seats

When you’re here we want you guys to know

We MIGHT be closed

We MIGHT be clo-o-osed

So you should and best believe me

WE JUST MIGHT BE CLOSED

We MIGHT be closed

We MIGHT be closed

And though those rats ‘ll eat it

The food just is plain ol’ gross

And we will give you broccoli from the Freezer Brands
Your criticism might just kill us all…
So, eat a snack and make it fast
Let’s eat it and put it near an ear
Make a food fight in the end and we might have to call
that We MIGHT be closed

We MIGHT be clo-o-osed

And though those rats ‘ll eat it

The food just is plain ol’ gross
And though you feel sick, crappy and defeated, we might just be closed!

And through and through we sight our greatest fears
Wooh Ooh Oohhhh
Maybe even faces of your peers

Wooh Ooh Oohhhh
Take a look at me ‘cause
I could not care at all

For some pie with a coupon
No sale’s tax, way too expensive…

…and my cart in which I shop forever
I want it all,
I’m gonna play this game
Wont explain; say “Please” or “Thank you”
I’m not ashamed,
I’m gonna show I’m sane
You’re the chair, for all the broken

Listen here, because it’s only…
I’m just a middle-aged man,
NOT a hero
Just a man, who’s meant to eat and whine
Just THAT man,
NOT a hero
I — WANT – FOOD!!!

We MIGHT be closed
We MIGHT be clo-o-osed
So you should and best believe me

that We just MIGHT be closed
We MIGHT be closed
And though you feel sick, crappy and defeated, we might just be closed!

We MIGHT be closed

We MIGHT be closed

We MIGHT be closed

We MIGHT
We MIGHT be closed