Ty's Blog

by Ty

Hey there Main Street Diner

What’s it like across the street ‘cause
I’m on the other side of you
But diner, tonight you look so busy
Yes you do
I don’t even know what to do
I want some food

Hey there Main Street Diner
Don’t you worry about those customers
I’ll be here every Sunday
Give this parody another listen
Take a deep breath
Cook your heart out like a chef
Take a deep breath

Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
I’m very hungry

Hey there Main Street Diner
I just want a little snack

But I need one dollar and fifty cents
For that Twinkie that is mocking me
Maybe tomorrow
I might just get paid, from my job
Maybe, but doubtful

Hey there Main Street Diner
I want so much cake today
If only I had the money everyday
I’d be a lot happier
I’d eat it all
I’d stuff my self so silly if that were the case
I’d eat my cake!

Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
Oh I’m so hungry-y-y

Across the street seems pretty far
But they’ve got sidewalks and crosswalks and cabs
I’d drive to you if I were so hung-er-y!
I am pretty thin, with no friends and even cash
and I’d just stare in front the window
Not wanting the staff to shoo me away!
Diner, I can promise you
That by the time I’ll get in
The diner will be sold to a company!
And that just sucks!

Hey there Main Street Diner
You get better at your rec’pies
Maybe in a week I’ll have some cash
And I’ll spend it all on you!
You’ll know I love your food
I’m 18 I can do as I want to
I love this diner, yes I do
I might buy it too!!!

Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
Oh I’m so hungry-y-y
I’m very hungry