This was on Justinbob’s blog that i wrote on the How Disgusting Is That page.
An elephant is riding by, tramples you and forces you on his leg. He then runs and hits you in every which way on every which thing. Your guts squeeze out but you are not dead. You continue to walk and you see a pack of nice looking birds…but they aren’t just birds. They are vultures and are eating you alive. They enjoy your lungs and brain and soon, they eat all of the guts. You walk a bit further, without thinking and breathing and lie down under the safety of a tree. A monkey then comes down, rips off your head and throws it. You take 15 agonizing minutes to die and then go to hell for disturbing animals.
Gross, right? That would be a bad way to die…
