ELEPHANT!

I FOUND THIS REALLY COOL ELEPHANT AND IT IS, LIKE, REALLY COOL! I really want to put a picture up but I’m not so sure how… I’ll add it later… maybe. It is really small but it is really good… I LOVE HIM!

A Disgusting Thing I Wrote On Justinbob’s Blog

This was on Justinbob’s blog that i wrote on the How Disgusting Is That page.

An elephant is riding by, tramples you and forces you on his leg. He then runs and hits you in every which way on every which thing. Your guts squeeze out but you are not dead. You continue to walk and you see a pack of nice looking birds…but they aren’t just birds. They are vultures and are eating you alive. They enjoy your lungs and brain and soon, they eat all of the guts. You walk a bit further, without thinking and breathing and lie down under the safety of a tree. A monkey then comes down, rips off your head and throws it. You take 15 agonizing minutes to die and then go to hell for disturbing animals.

Gross, right? That would be a bad way to die…

Knott’s Berry Farm

So, yeah, I went to Knott’s Berry Farm yesterday. IT ROX!!!! I love it there. It is so fun. I went on Wipeout 3 times, Jaguar 4 times (no line), Log Ride 3 times, Ferris Wheel 1 time, the Pony Express 1 time, the Big Foot Rapids 1 time, and Sierra Sidewinder 2 times. I wasz going to go on Ghost Rider, Boomerang, Montezuma’s Revenge and Perilous Plunge, but I wasn’t in the mood for big, high-up rides that have loops and huge drops. But I went on 14 rides so that is ok right. It would’ve been more but we were in line for Sierra Sidewinder for a total of about 1 hr for both of the times COMBINED. I don’t really want to write much more. It was a blast but I don’t really feel like blogging this instant. That is the basic summery of my day at Knott’s Berry Farm.

Hits Are So Unimportant

I just recently made hits on my widgets an administator’s use only feature. Nobody but my admins (a.k.a. me) are allowed to see it. I don’t want any admins so plz don’t ask me. If you do, I am forced to take you off my blogroll for not following instructions. JKJKJKJK I won’t take you off. So, don’t ask me how many hits I have or anything, for they are unimportant.

The reason I took them off is complex. Hits only matter so much. If you don’t have many hits and you have a great blog then you still have a great blog that just isn’t well known. I am trying to get this word out: IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MANY HITS YOU HAVE, BUT WHERE YOU GOT THEM. If only your family gives you hits, are you even spreading your word to anyone new? Are you spreading your ideas? NO! YOU AREN’T! I like comments because there isn’t a competition, like with hits. A buncha pplz take hits and say, “Oh I have more than you so I’m better”. 1: It’s a blog and not your life and 2: The fact that maybe your blog is terrible and mine is wonderful. And with that, I hope to have made you think on what you or your friends who blog think about when it comes to “hits”.

Supposedly Knotts… Instead, Eye Troubles

O.K. so we were supposedly going to Knott’s Berry Farm Amusement Park for a family tradition today. We do this every summer. But we didn’t. Know why didn’t we? Read to find out!

O.K., it all started yesterday. I went to the beach yesterday. The first wave I went in, I was thrashed underneath and I couldn’t breathe. It went up in my eye. That eye was bothering me during the time we were swimming. So we got out and it was bothering me some more. The next day (today) I went to a clinic to see what was up. After waiting for one hour, we found out that there was sand (sarcastic: oh it was so unsuspected!) in my eye. So we had to go to an ophthalmologist to get them to remove it. The clinic doctor said that he would probably take a needle and flick it out. I was so scared. So, after a long time before our appointment, we got in the Doc’s office. Well, we had to wait some more! So while that happened, something came out of my eye. It was a miracle! All that worrying for nothing! So now I have an indent where it was. So, it’s hard to see because it was right on my cornea (pupil). Ouch! So now we are going to Knott’s on Friday! I can’t wait! But, my eye still hurts. (It was my right eye by the way.)

Posting Problems

So yes, I have hit a bit of writer’s block. I am not quitting or anything. I am going to try my hardest to think of stuff to say but I’m outta luck. I will continue making my pictures though. Don’t worry, they still stink!!!

Way, Way Back In A Place Far, Far Away…

A long time ago, I wrote a post about Spammers and how I hated Spam. (BY THE WAY THIS IS NOT THE MEAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, IT’S THE COMPUTER TYPE OF SPAM!!!) Well, I made a mistake. It wasn’t people spamming my blog, it was computers advertising on my site for “Car Insurance” or “Homeowners Insurance”. I get tired of it… but I can’t fix it. They are computers with no brains. They can send messages but cannot receive. That is why my span counter is so high. I just get spam from computers. Only once, I think, I have gotten spam from a person and it was an accident. So… it’s a bit late, but sorry for the inconvenience of yelling about spam.

I wrote this post out of pure boredom, by the way.

Pen

My dad had a Pen for the computer and he is letting me use it!!! OMG I am so excited!!! It’s so cool! EVERYBODY SHOULD GET 1 LOL! I AM SO HAPPY! And tired…

:’(

I just made a really good goat picture that took me an hour and a half. It was really cool and I was proud of it. It isn’t on my computer anymore. When I uploaded it on my blog, it said it couldn’t open due to errors. So, I went to make changes and see what the problem was. It wouldn’t open. Now I have a space on my computer for it with nothing in the file, which is weird. I am very upset and saddened. It took way too long to be lost in the humongous world of computers.

CSS; HTML; Bolding Problems

Ok… I don’t understand either CSS or HTML. When you are doing things for how your site looks, you use CSS… sometimes. For a WordPress, you need to buy it for $15 per year (1 dollar per credit). I know all of this because, even though I don’t have CSS, I bought it for my brother. He uses it and I kind of want it, too, but don’t want to dish out the cash, lol. CSS is hard to read.

You see HTML when you are writing a post. It is extremely hard to read, like CSS, but is default on a WordPress. I have been having problems with my HTML. This is actually why I am writing this post. HTML’s default BOLD is only bolding the thing and losing the color. It doesn’t make sense. My dad helped me and now I know the code… or at least have it written down. So, if you have noticed over the course of time when my bold isn’t with any particular color (besides the default color), then you know that the coding is wrong. So that is the reason I wrote this post. I am trying my hardest to make my site look better for everyone and be all around better for everyone to enjoy. I am glad I fixed this problem.